As we all know, Manchester is wonderful, not least for having the greatest football team in the world and the only English team to win the treble.
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It’s full of t*ts, f*nny and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful…
Is full of s**,
Oh Merseyside is full of s**t,
Its full of s**t, s**t and more s**t,
Oh Merseyside is full of s**t.
Oh Elland Road,
Is full of sheep,
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep,
Its full of sheep, sheep and more sheep,
Oh Elland Road is full of SHEEP!
Oh Manchester Is wonderful
It’s full of t*ts fa*ny & United
Oh Manchester is wonderful#Mufc
— MUFC Songs & Chants™ (@MufcSongs) October 25, 2015